I am the Mini Golf Champ!

I kept telling them I play too much Putt Putt on the computer and that I couldn't be beat! They just failed to heed my warning.

(Truth be known, had Erin not choked on the 17th hole, she would have smoked me by four. Instead, I pulled it out with a big win at the very last. Very Chiefs-esque.)

Mix Master

Well, I thought, since we're creating new life together, that I'd start with this:



...and see what I ended up with. The results are less than appealing, but so damn funny I had to post them.

First, the Jesus. Proof that I may, actually, be fathering the Anti Christ (Complete with beard):



or, even better, the Janene Garafelo look (complete with beard...just kidding...):



Enjoy these while they last; I suspect the moment Erin gets wind of these, they'll be coming down.

Hello Weather Pixie

I've missed you so.

I had long since forgotten about her, but she's back! On the right side, a little ways down, is the age old weather girl who never loses her 8-bit luster.

That, and it's a slow Saturday afternoon in the 'hood and I haven't posted here in a while.

Wow

Oi

Swing and a miss. Dammit.