My girlfriend and I have developed this understanding. When she's being all pissy and on the rag, I just go to the medicine cabinet, grab 2 Midol, and put them on the coffee table. I then go about my business as if nothing's happening.
Well, the other day she was particularly... bloated... and I couldn't take it anymore. I didn't want to be mean, so I subtley dropped 2 Midol next to her Coke and went about my business. She picks up her Coke and starts flipping out on me, callin' me a dick and whatnot.
I'm just like "What?! Isn't that what I'm I supposed to do when you're raggin' and bein' bitchy?"
Now she's really pissed, scowls, and fires back: "I've been off the rag for a week now, asshole!"
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